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Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
It's my opinion that "Finders-Keepers" should take precedence here. Have you ever wondered, or dreamed I guess, why ATM machines NEVER make a mistake I have. I mean seriously, you can't get a vending machine to take a crisp, never-before-handled-by-hum...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
Too. Many. Jokes. Can't. Decide. Which. Joke. Next. Ok. As everyone knows, I'm a life long Die Hard Cub Fan. I used to blog under another moniker, "Cubfan Behind Enemy Lines" when I lived in Missouri. I'm going to spare the reader any further set up an...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
There are days that I'd rather take the real plunge than step on a scale. Seriously, have you ever seen a more appropriate product I mean, this is a scale, which is listed on Scientific American Magazine's website that looks like you are looking down the...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
So the next time I lock my keys in the car, no worries. How many of you have locked your keys in your car Ok, seriously, I've done it tons of times. In fact, I looked through my check register a while back and over 3 years I wrote 5 checks to locksmiths ...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
k, has anyone else seen these Rozerem ads Rozerem is a new sleep-aid medication which I'm sure works wonders. There have been non-stop ads on television for it lately. You know, "Your dreams miss you and they want you back". And, "Your resource for a goo...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
In case you didn't know, "IL Link" or "Illinois LINK" is a way of distributing food stamps via debit card. Normally, I would stop right here having stated a fact and provided a picture. Heck, this picture practically wrote itself for a Midwestern Meditati...

Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 4 years ago.
...But how praytell, do you ever come up with this setup... If there is one thing I can't stand, it's having mailbox problems. I mean honestly, whether it's a rickety mailbox post or one that gets swiped, knocked over, or hit by a car, mailboxes aren't s...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
...You've no doubt heard the expression, 'Hindsight being20/20'... This past November, I went deer hunting for the first time in my life. My brother, being the great hunter that he is, got me to embark on this great life milestone event.On my 2nd day, I ...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
......duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe, duh-bull-ewe ...Midwestern Meditations eMagazine presents, ePonderings (yeah, I just put an "e" in front of something else, deal with it - it's better than putting an 'i' in front of something).We humans are not half a...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
WHERE'S YOUR GLOBAL WARMING NOWSeems to me, that "snow days" were a lot more fun as a kid than they are now as an adult.I wonder how many times today while shoveling I thought about my frugal decision to NOT buy a snow blade for my lawn tractorSTUPID!
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
In an earlier edition of Midwestern Meditations eMagazine, the email periodical you never asked for but always seem to get, we highlighted the plight of the state of Arkansas (Vol.2 Issue 9). To recap, my brother moved to southeastern Arkansas to work at...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
Ok, here's one for "the kids"....and here's the explanation for the "non kids".If you've ever seen MTV Cribs, you know that famous wealthy sports and music figures love to show off their houses.They take the cameras through every room in their huge extra...

Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
Here at Midwestern Meditations eMagazine, the email periodical you never asked for but always seem to get, we recently did some introspection. Midwestern Meditations eMagazine, or MMeM, was born out of frustration. Frustration with the way that the middl...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
GPS, or Global Positioning System, has really changed our world. With a store bought, handheld device, even Cooter can pinpoint his exact location on this vast 3rd rock from the sun. Maps Who needs stinkin' maps We have the ability to know our exact co...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
So, for the past 3 years I have been driving the same 30 mile commute to and from work every day. This commute takes me through the lovely farm lands and prairie scenes that comprise central Illinois.However, there is one sight along the way that has com...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
My brother, big dumb loveable animal that he is, moved from Minnesota to Arkansas this week. Now, he has taken a lot grief about the move and the Arkansas jokes have been pretty much nonstop. He has been schooled in the fact that state jokes end with Ark...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
Three dollar a gallon gas got YOU down Check out this guy.First, he drives a coach RV motorhome. YIKES.But wait, he's thought ahead! He's no dummy!He's also decided to pull a "get-around-town" vehicle behind his huge behemouth of a moble house. This tow...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
I'm not sure what is more amazing.Is it the fact that there IS an Oklahoma Horseshoeing SchoolOr, is it the fact that said school has a "South Campus" Because, a "South Campus" no doubt denotes that there is another "campus".I wonder, do they offer on-...

Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
Father's Day EditionRe-lighting Birthday candles...Gone wrong...
Posted by Midwest Meditations eMagazine 5 years ago.
A few years ago, I decided that all weed-wackers and trimmers were dead to me. See, every 18 months or so I would have to buy a new one at $100-$150 a pop. And before they would break down, they would inevitably need more string or some special oil mixtu...
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