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What does it take to be a decent personNo, seriously . . . I'm askingbecause I haven't meta single damndecent personyet.AndI've liveda long, long time.
Boozeis good forlots of things.
Hey kidwith the big fucking mouth,and the perpetually sweaty hairline,why don't you shut the hell up,so the rest of us can sleepAnd how about the next time yourdaddy has you for weekend visitation,and he takes you to the Mexican placeyou supposedly like ...
I've got a bunch of tiny bulldozerswith each of your little buffalo gnat nameson them.

I have a pile of miniature elbowsin my face,and when I come to and beginto relish your presence in myheart attack,I will sing a song of "Sick Spence,"that serial killing singing frogfrom three towns over,over there,where I see the sky is fallingand the wo...
How am I supposed to take thatseriously I am, after all, aninvincible ass-kicking robot pirate,and there's no arguing with that.My words are fists!And my ideas are shards of plasticsharpened and drizzled with adoughnut glazing ofepic proportions!
You sounded like the name of a beautiful girl,Argyria, but then you turned my skin purpleas the sunlight skinted off the silver depositsin the molecular structure of my skin.Slowly, then more quickly, I started to die,Argyria, you stole my life away. Col...
Dale finally admits that his kids are not the problem.
There was that poor kid named Rolf.Lived just down the street fromhere. His parents couldn't affordhim a bike, but he alwaysdreamed of riding.One day, he stole a bike fromDave Adams' garageand walked it up to the topof Rogers Hill so hecould ride down it...
I always used to laughwhen literary superheroessold out and started writingscripts for Hollywood.Take Faulkner, for example.A damn good writer was he.In one fell swoop, he soldeverything he'd spent alifetime building andburned his entirereputation to the ...

Why are stupid peoplealways on the oppositeside of issues I support
Oh geez, so its been awhile since I last posted. I have to tell you Ive been having some trouble with my latest landlord, the Oscar-nominated actor Jake Gyllenhaal. Hes currently filming a new picture, Brothers, and the stress of shooting is hard on ...
Full cup of coffee in hand and the sun shining brightly, it hit her.
Mallory wins the bet!
It's been one long 40 years.
"You a big sumbitch," they toldhim over whisky shots in theafternoon, sweatdrippin' from their browsafter a full day's worth ofpost-hole diggin' and fence trimmin'.He walked through town each morning,lugging rough-hewn lumber on his shoulderand singin' a...

Though often difficult, life must go on.
Ryan and Darnell learning, growing up.

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