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I pick mynose and fingerthe snotty globuleI can't help but feel proud about.Is this America, or what!
Emboldened by its bitter punchand its brash burn on my lips,I shall know the reason why.Giving me both pride of characterand a serious case of the jitters,I shall run amok. With a steaming hot mug ofjet black in my hand,I shall conquer the world.
This poemis a magical pillyou read about in a spam advertisement.Itwill give you a huge, rock hard boner (and shiny)that you can use for hours and hours.Like if you have to clean the shower drain,or perhaps you have a hole in a tree in the backyardthat ne...
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Hilton Hightowerhas returned from his latest round of kidnappings, mutilations, and obscene alien orgies at the hands of . . . well, alien species.He would attempt to explain these most vile and beautiful creaturesto you, but his descriptions would obviou...
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I awoke this morning to find Hilton's underground bunker in shambles. It appears as though a struggle ensued during the night, but I fear that Hilton's intergalactic foes have tracked him down again and carried him away for all manner of tortures and pun...

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